Michea Crawford used to live in Montreal. We have a lot of mutual friends. I don’t think I’ve ever met her, which is probably a good thing, because if I did, I’d probably want to pull a Cleveland on her and make her my child bride, all locked in my basement. She’s just that perfect. Seriously.

She’s got this amazing face, this amazing body, and is the kind of girl I would like to write my love about in my diary.

You know the kind of girl I spend my entire life mourning never knowing, but feeling like a better man, knowing that we may have been in the same room at least once in our lives….forever connected at the soul….despite her not knowing who I am…kinda thing.

All this to say, I am convinced she’s the next big thing in modeling, if she plays her cards right and hustles proper, there is no reason why she can’t be an SI Swimsuit girl or a Victoria’s Secret girl….I mean she’s as hot as those bitches…but I wouldn’t be too bummed if she kept up these nipple filled photoshoots for the rest of time…they are fun to stare at and fall in love with all over again.

Michea Crawford for president.

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