What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 40 years old….so rockin’ a bikini with a t-shirt on is probably a good thing. I mean no one needs to see her mangled stretched out belly scars, leave that shit for her husband, who everyday has to ask himself why he went along with the whole making babies thing…because you know if she’s hiding the gunt, the cunt is probably worse off…..he could have just kept her a skinny little out of work celebrity….like she’s been the last 10 years….but instead he shot for the uterus and now his bitch wears t-shirts to the beach like a fat chick. Lucky guy.

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