I spent my night recruiting girls to mud wrestle me….I got one looped into the amazing plan….but realized I had no mud to wrestle in….reminding me that next time I go out there looking for fun…I need to come prepared. It’s like bringing a girl home, being right about to fuck, and her saying “no condom, no party”….and you have no condoms because you never get girls home with you and you used them all masturbating….not that that would ever happen, since no one uses condoms, but I’m trying make you understand the loss, pain and sadness I felt….the good news is I drank through it. Now I’m hungover.
Here are some morning links…
Some Shitty Ali Larter Mom CLeavage
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The Best Japanese GIF of the Day
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Man With No Hands Crushes Red Hot Chili Peppers Song on the Drums
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Today in Tramp Stamps
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Milla Jovovich Smiling for Vogue Turkey
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I would eat the Shit that Comes Out of This Ass – Just to Get High…
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In Loving Memory of Angelina Jolie’s Breasts. Our thoughts are with her Family in this Hard Time…RIP Motherfucker – Video Tribute
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Rodeo Clown Backflip over Bull
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Cat Opens 5 Doors to Go Outside
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A Little Human BUNGEE
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN HER SQUIRT ALREADY
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