The hottest thing about Gabrielle Union is not that she was raped at 19 when working at a Shoe Store cuz she’s so hot dudes in shoe stores can’t contain their shit….

The hottest thing about Gabrielle Union is how she’s 40 years old, but still looks like this. It’s insane.

Normally I frown on middle-aged women acting up in Vegas in bikinis like they are recently divorced and ready to fuck any cock that comes their way to feel young again….unless I am the one they are willing to fuck to feel alive again…only to be horribly disappointed in their wild ladies weekend.

But for some reason, this one’s giving me a boner.

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