Champagne Facials are an amazing and highly popular trend that Mel B is probably too old to be participating in….
But the one very valuable lesson I have learned from my trip to Florida, is that old ladies like to have fun, especially when they are recently divorced and living off their rich husband’s alimony and child support and spend a lot of time tanning, wearing bikinis and working out.
I’m talking seeing moms and daughters at the beach, in matching bikinis, almost equally hot, only to hit the bar at the end of the day, to get wasted together, collectively looking for cock.
I mean the kind of women who would mud wrestle or wet t-shirt if the option was there, because really, we only live once, who gives a fuck.
So today, seeing Mel B holding on with Champagne facials, in a bikini, has a whole new meaning…
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