James Gandolfini /Tony Soprano – Is Dead….

Nothing celebrates the life of an actor who died of what is assumed to be a heart attack caused by living the good fat life, whether it is from food, or booze, or cocaine, or a slow metabolism, or a combination of those things…like watching him get a lap dance from Kristen Stewart.

I guess this puts to rest as to whether they will ever do a Sopranos movie, unless it is my Parody Porn, I call The Sopr-ANALS…because James Gandolfini, an actor I actually liked watching in his non-Soprano roles, decided to not look after himself and die…at 51.

Maybe it’s an excuse for CNN to distract America with special coverage ignoring the actual news…but maybe it should remind us to get off our asses and walk…gluttony kills….even if it’s fun in the process…just don’t tell my wife, I’m banking on her goin’ the same damn way, ideally sooner than later..

Here’s another clip…of James Gandolfini and Kristen Stewart from WELCOME TO THE RILEYS

The real tragedy in the Tony Soprano death is that he didn’t use any of his fortune to hire a personal chef and a personal trainer to not die of a heart attack thanks to being obese. Seriously. Whether you liked the guy or not, he killed himself, and we don’t like suicide here at DrunkenStepfather.

We do however like boobies…and career suicide cuz those are fun, so let’s focus on real issues.

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