Unlike Paula Deen, My new favorite thing to do is hang out at all black clubs and watch the tall, thin, big booty bitches, tweak their fucking asses off, like it is part of their culture, you know passed on from generation to generation, in all it’s floor slapping, boner giving glory…
My other favorite thing to do is masturbating.
Here are some morning links to start the week out in a sad, lonely, filled with failure and regret kind of way…only more fun than that.
30 CCs of Big Fucking Tits…
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Dog Vs Dandelions
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Obama Sings Daft Punk
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Georgia May Jagger Gives me Boners…
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This is How They Blow Leaves in Poland
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How To Hypnotize a Chicken
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This Flying Bike is Pretty Crazy
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Blowjob So Awesome It Will make You SHit (NSFW)
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Ashton Kutcher in the Trailer for JOBS
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10 Dumbest Facebook Updates This Weekend
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My Internet GF Who Doesn’t Love Me Back – Claudia Romani – Thong Ass
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Picture of the Day
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