I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous.
I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up…
And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day
To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE
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