I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

04

Jul

Chloe Grace Moretz in InSyle of the Day

What better way to celebrate America’s Freedom from to stare at a 16 year old girl in a fashion spread…and by 16 year old girl, I mean Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson, going through puberty while a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..

I figure, why not post pics of a teen you lust after by can’t bed, or even see naked, because despite being told you are free, you really aren’t…

I mean you could always just try to seduce her when she’s filming in canada, last I heard 14 was legal..

I generally go for old, damaged girls, they are more affordable and less annoying…I don’t dig this kind of thing, but I know you do..

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