Here are three valuable lessons I learned this weekend:
1- Trying to carry a roofied girl out of a busy club while her friends are chasing after you screaming for help, will always look suspicious.
2- Offering to fuck a girl with a boyfriend with a strap-on, you know like you’re a couple lesbians just playing around, even if you promise to keep your pants on, will only work 5% of the time.
3- Telling a girl she is the only person in the room who got prettier when the lights in the club went on, while everyone else got sweaty and gross, will get you laid, especially if the girl you are telling that to is fucking ugly.
Here are some morning links…
OMG!!! Selena and Justin are Back Together According to Instagram
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The Shannon Twins and their Ghetto Booties are Turning into Video Vixen Thickness
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Big Fucking Titties – 63 Pictures of Em
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The GIF of Silva Throwing the Fight
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Dogs VS Wind
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Anna Beatriz Barros is Hotness
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Little Kid Chased by Chickens
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Quits Twitter Now That She Can Go Back to Eating Full time…
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Hot Chick with lathered Up Tits
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16 Year Old Has a Producer Credit on Jay-Z’s New Album…
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How to Kiss a Woman – By Captain Kirk
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Mini Pool Backflip Fail
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So Many Cam Girls for Free – So Little Time…
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Here’s a video with a little Monday Morning Inspiration that reminds us all to never give up…because like this dog, we’ll reach our ball no matter how hard that current is pushing us away!
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