When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money to buy good prosthetics, to give the illusion that you do, because it’s good for business and for your husbands’ image…all bikini pics posted to the internet should look like this.

Sure in Gisele’s case she’s got a rockin’ body, and seeing her body BIKINI BODY is hardly offensive even if she’s a “MOM”….but for the rest of you mom’s out there, polluting my internet feeds with bikini pics, you may want to stand in front of the sun and get washed out a little, it makes your saggy ass look better….

I’m just joking, I like looking at your saggy ass, but that’s just because I’m a pervert…

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