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2013

23

Aug

Renata Kuerten for Some Shit Called Salinas of the Day

This is proof that I will post pics of anyone in a bikini…under any and all circumstances, as long as she’s in a bikini, no matter how insignificant she may be, I’ll put those pics up like they matter, even though my horoscope told me “quality not quantity”…I just can’t help myself…it’s an addiction, like heroin only far less logical or fun, because unlike heroin, looking at pics of random trash getting paid to be in a bikini, really isn’t all that fun…if anything it’s kind of a waste of time.

That said, her name is Renata, and she’s a model, because every girl with a cell phone is a fucking model these days…but this one is Brazilian, like the wax, but better, since the brazilian wax is responsible for the death of pubic hair, and pubic hair is one of nature’s gift to us, we don’t even know it…

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