Courtney Stodden has it all figured out.

She went from fake titty stripper who pretended she was 15 to get the tabloids to pay attention to her and her husband who I still have never heard of but who was apparently on TV…Tabloid fodder white trash america really responded to because they knew girls just like Courtney working their local stripclubs or Walmarts…to being on UK reality shows…and now doing spreads in UK lad mags…like she is hot or like she matters…and it is just a matter of time when the hype dies down…and she embraces the porn career she probably had planned before she got into this whole hustle…but maybe I am just judging a book by its cover…maybe she’s just a delicate flower sent from heaven who coincidentally looks like a gutter porn slut with daddy issues…maybe those stupid clown-like novelty fake tits are just there to make her t-shirts fit better and not to look like a cartoon when she gets fucked in her porn…her whole existence is not what is crazy to me…it’s the fact I know she exists that is…and here are her Glamour model pics…where she looks 40, not 18, as she has looked since day one….what a joke…

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