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2013

27

Sep

Gracie Carvalho for Next Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Gracie Carvalho, which always makes me laugh, because I am 5 years old and her name ends in HO, while her job involves being a HO, whether you want to admit it or not, that’s essentially what models do, it’s just packaged a little classier, more high end, and marketable, but ultimately, this is just a lap dance in a strip club away from stripping, and I don’t care what anyone says….I think the proof is in the men they choose to social climb and gold dig with…

She’s posing in Victoria’s Secret catalog shots we’ve all seen before, hell I’ve probably aleeady posted them before, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference from this to that to the other…

But the creepy thing about that, is that you know that somewhere out there, there is a dude who has every single VS catalog scanned and cataloged in his own weird creeper jerk off room, and he knows every bra style number these girls are wearing, in fact he buys his favorite to try on and model / masturbate on…and for some reason that makes me believe the world is a better, more entertaining place.

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