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I went to New Jersey for a few hours of Exxxotica ….because I like to do things as inefficiently as possible…and it was a lovely and magical experience filled with half naked girls, cam girls, pornstars and sex toy vendors…but more importantly the weirdo fans who really take porn, and porn stars seriously, because they are the only sex they get…From dad’s trying to get porn chicks to have threesomes with them and their sons, a little in the family gang bang….to handicapped people…to socially awkward chronic masturabtors…to just real fucking creepers…to dudes trying to buy clothes the porn chicks were wearing, the whole thing was the perfect level of “I can’t believe this exists and it is amazing…

I suggest all of you make an effort to attend this kind of thing at least once…because it will change your perspective on a lot of things and make you feel like you’re not quite the creepy pervert you thought you were…at least not compared to these pro creepers…

Jenna Jameson had police escorts, Sydney Leathers had a Belly, the other porn chicks I didn’t know…and the ones I did know were lovely as always…but not as lovely as the trannies, slaves, fat freaks and porno groupies….until next time…Here are a few of my iPHONE pics…that don’t capture quite how ridiculous the whole thing is…

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