I don’t know if Elizabeth Berkley depresses me because I remember masturbating to her shitty implants what must be decades ago, at least that’s what her haggard granny body is telling me….or if Elizabeth Berkley depresses me because seeing old bitches hanging on as hard as they can…tapping into and mocking the only thing they’ve ever really done 20 years later…on some seriously bottom feeding show for bottom feeders…and that kind of thing makes me sad…or if…I am just sad she’s not a stripper like she teased us she’d become had the residuals from Saved By the Bell dried up….

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