Jenna Dewan-Tatum photshopped hard for Self magazine to show off her new mom body…because mom bodies generally don’t look like this…it just doesn’t make any fucking sense…but in defense of my theory on mom bodies, theories that are totally accurate, she’s wearing pants so the real damage is hidden…kept under wraps…strapped into panties…with duct…

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