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2013

31

Oct

Kelly Ripa is the 100 Year Old Miley Cyrus of the Day

If you’ve ever wanted to see what Miley Cyrus may look like when she’s 100 years old and a mom of a dozen half Mexican babies after life fails for her and she ends up being a morning talk show host instead of the next accessible white girl in Hip Pop music…you know the Nicki Minaj of her generation…well here’s Kelly Ripa showing you…and in Kelly Ripa’s old lady defence, she could be a hell of a lot more broken…and disgusting to look at, no matter how many pairs of SPANX she has jacking her ass up for her leotard…and this could be a hell of a lot worse…see I can see the positive in things even though I hate everything…I guess it’s just the Halloween spirit getting the best of me…knowing I am going to see so many girls who have no business being in certain costumes…wearing those costumes…and that excites me more than this…

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