I’m going to let you motherfuckers sit on this one for a while, take it all in, so that you really understand what’s going on in the world of Child Bride Courtney Stodden, who is debatably in her 40s….

After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. This is a mutual and amicable decision that they’re making together. As you know, Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence. Doug supports Courtney 100%. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career.

“We love each very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life”. — Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

They will be ok guys…don’t worry…and I expect great things from her, she has her whole life ahead of her, and dudes everyone be warned, don’t fall in love with a young girl, they will use you to get ahead and break you in two…along the way…but sometimes…like with Courtney Stodden it is worth it.

My life goal has just become…making Stodden love me…we are a great American love story waiting to happen…I just regret ditching her Halloween party as invited to..that was capitalizing on the rebound fail number 1…but I will bounce back…

This whole thing is ridiculous, in a good way…

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