Alessandra Ambrosio is getting all artistic in her bikini selfies for instagram….running them through filters hard even though they are hardly selfies but rather over produced nonsense shot by what is probably professional photographer fans and run through the team at Victoria’s Secret quality control department before posting it – because she is owned by them and everything you see in social media is a fucking lie….a lie designed for fans to feel like they can connect with her on whatever level this is….

I just think it’s too bad she cropped out her pussy definition, which happens to be my favorite part of any bikini….

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