I am pretty bad at Vegas porn awards. I haven’t left my room in over 12 hours and not because I am fucking hookers, strippers, porn stars or fat girl fans of porn who want to show me that they can suck dick too…I am just too comfortable laying in this bed without my fat wife, a bed that has probably had some really disgusting things happen in it, from death to random people shitting on it…but it’s still better than what I got at home…
Today…I’ll work on doing better…
Here are some morning links…
Nina Agdal is Picking Her Wedgie
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The Classiest QUAD Ever
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Oh Shit Some Mirror Selfies!
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Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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Russian Girl VS Car
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Michael Fastbender is Doing Gerard Butler’s Ex
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Little Miss Sunshine Is Big
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Amanda Seyfried Still Doesn’t Shower
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10 Marvel Superheroes with Weird Penises
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Drunken Nose Piercing
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