I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

22

Jan

Taylor Momsen’s Ass for Promotional Reasons of the Day

When Taylor Momsen was 17, she was getting a lot of attention, but decided to dropout of acting, to focus on her rock career, even though her acting career was probably more lucrative…making the average girl who wished she was Taylor Momsen think “WTF bitch, you’re on TV, milk it, your music sucks, stop trying to prove that you’re multi-talented”….you know typical teenage angst behavior that you probably masturbate sometimes, like when your neighbor’s daughter is tanning during the summer…

When Taylor Momsen turned 18, no one cared about her lingerie performances, because in the States, 18 means your sex appeal diminishes, you fucking perverts….so now, a few years later, she’s posting ass pics to promote her music, because she hasn’t thrown the towel in on it….and I can only hope this fails, and leads to sex tapes and porno…because that’s what I actually want to see…and it’s all about me motherfuckers…even though I know she’ll likely just get back into acting before that….

That said..she’s pretty exhausting…I just like sitting on my couch…all this work, and jobs and trying takes away from what is important, and that is imagining her ass spread so I can see into her soul..

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