Miranda Kerr realizes that when no one gives you work because you had sex with Bieber and kinda blacklisted yourself, tainted your image, made companies think you’re an unprofessional, unstable nightmare…

You gotta get in front of the mirror, tell the haters to keep hating while telling yourself you got it all figured out and the best way to do that is in the form of a selfie…that you make less obvious by incorporating props like a stuffed animal..even if it’s clearly an excuse to stay relevant through bras…

Good times.

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