When it comes to sex, or at least girls I have had sex with, from last month to 10 years ago, I generally don’t really care about what they are up to. I am a married man and those home wreckers are just bad for everyday life…

I don’t care if they grow up to be rich, broke, famous, dead, pornstars, hookers or up knocked up and happy in the corner…I am not emotionally involved…

So when it comes to sex tapes even celebrity sex tapes that feature the two case studies used to pitch other celebrities on releasing sex tapes…”Look at what it did for Kim and for Paris…they made money and have careers”….I also don’t care about what they are up to…but I figure you do…

So in the only two celebrity sex tapes that worked, here is Paris Hilton Airing out her Vagina because it needs it during an outbreak and Kim Kardashian showing her tits to distract from her midsection and the whole thing is hardly awesome…but it happened…

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