You may remember Leighton Meester as the girl who married Adam Brody from the OC last week…or maybe you remember her as the girl who was in Gossip Girl…or maybe, just maybe you remembered her as the hipster singer song writer who was cast in a Movie Gwyneth Paltrow killed herself in…

But I remember her as a foot fetish video star, you know down on her luck and raised in a halfway house, thanks to her drug smuggling mother being incarcerated at the time of her birth, raising her to do whatever it takes to get the fuck ahead, even if it is soft core videos of your feed for dudes to jerk off to…you know strong morals and values that she learned in prison…and I guess you may be glad for that…but I am not, since it worked out for her and this could have been a pornstar or escort I’m writing about not some hollywood wife with her own career…what a fail…

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