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2014

28

Feb

Beyonce in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Beyonce is pretty proud of herself for losing weight…in efforts to stay competitive with Rihanna…you know all girls, even at that level of celebrity are all about winning…the only reason they are even famous is their competitive drive and ego that tells them they are better than everyone…so when they start feeling a little plus sized in comparison to the other girl in their husband’s life, the girl who makes him huge money, starvation and fitness to have one more go at being a sex symbol is the only option…and when you meet your goals…you exploit that shit and put that ass in everything you do…you post the bikini pics and you make people talk…because this window is only open for a minute…maximize your time…

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