Morning stretch…to try to forget the horrible night of me spending most of my night trying to convince a 40 year old fat girl to show me her butt hole…which I learned is a better word than asshole, while trying to get a girl to show you hers.
It was one of those lose/lose situations where if she doesn’t show me I get nothing and if she does I can’t un-see or fast forward the experience…but since losing is what I do, I guess it all made horrible sense.
That said, here are some morning links.
Michael Jackson Has A New Kid
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True Detective / Olsen Twin Mash-Up Video
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Elizabeth Deo in Some Latex Panties
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Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna Hooking Together
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Taylor Swift is in Some Good Shorts
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Girl in Yoga Pants
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Anus Zanotti is Topless in a Bikini and Seems Fun
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Katherine Webb’s Friends are Hotter than Her
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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A Bunch of Amateur Nudists!
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Girl Masturbates Into full Retard
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2 Little Girls Sing “Let it Go” Badly
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