It’s my birthday – I’ve spent my day drunk on mourning my failures – and crying my way into a new year…remembering how great it is that I am another year closer to death…in theory…but more importantly, another year less advanced than I was the year before…who needs cake when you have self hatred…and strippers….Happy birthday to me. Buy me stuff.
Here are some stepLINKS
Big Fucking Tits
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RIP Peaches Geldof
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Amanda Bynes Bikini…
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Best Church Sign Ever
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Eddie Murphey’s Daughter’s Booty
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Jewel’s Big Tits…
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Emma Stone Talking Love With Spiderman is Good Marketing
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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Britney Spears Panty Flash
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The Prince Versus the Thong Man…
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15 Amazing Bootlegged Toys
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19 FUnny Youtube Comments
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Taylor Swift Has a Tight Body
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Slut of the Night.
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Herd of ELK in Montana
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Lady Gaga as The Joker
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Ashley Tisdale Pumping Gas
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Candice Swanepoel is Ok
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Lindsay Lohan Admits She’s Relapsed For Ratings
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Urban Dog Sledding is Pretty Cool
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Creepy Dude Tweeting Pornstars
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Girls in Sports Bras
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The Girls of Game of Thrones
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Bar Refaeli Gifs
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Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Thailand
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Mass Incarceration in the USA
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Why Finding Things in the Indian Ocean is Hard
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People are Really into Anna Kendrick’s SNL Monologue
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Things That Disney Characters that Would be Creepy if You Did Them
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A Man With Superhero Power
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Some Topless Glamour Model
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Drunk Shenanigans Go Bad
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Cat Rolls and Unrolls Toilet Paper
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Kate Middleton Panty Flash
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Deep Throats a Sex Toy
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TOpless CUP Song
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Worst Babysitter Ever
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Scariest Orgasm Ever
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Naked Wonder Woman
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Some Girl Lotions Up Her Boobs
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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