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2014

08

Apr

Cassandra Dawn is Rockin’ her Bikini of the Day

Cassandra Dawn is a nicely tanned exotic looking angel sent from heaven that posted a few pictures of her in a bikini reminding us that our lives fucking suck…because we don’t live in a place where girls are in bikinis and if we do…we are probably not with those girls in a bikini because we can’t spend our days with girls in bikinis, because girls don’t like us…but at the same time her bikini brings us hope of a better tomorrow, because girls like her exist…

I was talking to some homeless person the other day, as I do, because they are really understand how the world works in a schizophrenic, even autism way…by throwing away all that convention like paying taxes, and having job, or a house, or food…and I was telling him he should leave Canada homelessness to hit up homelessness in Florida or California, where it is hot and there are bikini babes, and he told me that was his plan when he retired…a story that has nothing to do with Cassandra Dawn in a bikini…but that confused the hell out of me.

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