Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me…

I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day…

But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone..

Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb…

Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face…

I’m easy.

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