Kimberly Garner is friends with the Nobody in a Bikini I just posted…they are on the same TV show in the UK that no one in America really cares about, but that I guess has scripted that they are in Los Angeles doing Los Angeles things because the people back home like to laugh at how vapid and useless Americans are…with their Hollywood nonsense that doesn’t matter….

Only unlike her scripted friend…the Nobody in a Bikini , Kimberly Garner is fucking amazing….

I am not just saying that because she favorited my TWEET, which is code for us getting married…or at least being cuddle buddies….

She posted this video of her hiking at Runyon, a place I’ve been a few times, and a place I would love to run into her at, so that I could either run into the woods and for…or maybe just ask her for an autograph with her vagina on my penis…

She’s pretty perfect, I want to marry her…asshole with my mouth….

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