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2014

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was in Walmart, I know, depressing as fuck right, but I had to get my wife a shitty under 5 dollar gift with her money – to make her think she matters on Mother’s Day. I’m nice like that.

I saw a guy there, we was walking around aimlessly, before a clerk asked him if he had any questions. The guy took this as an opening to tell his depressing life story about how he can’t get laid because he has no month….which wasn’t the shocker, I mean anyone shopping at walmart, unless a fat white woman with black babies shouldn’t get laid…

The shocker is when the clerk said “I know man, when I got this job, I thought all my prayers were gonna be answered, and that it was going to turn around”…leading me to think, despite being a total failure, that I have much higher expectations for myself than the average…I mean I would rather be dead than work at Walmart, and I would never view that shit as a blessing…I’d rather not work and eat rats and fucking grass in the park to get by….

That said, Happy mother’s day…

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