She’s so low maintenance that she needs a team of people to make her look like the bitch you see in the pictures…

But more importantly, she’s so low maintenance that billionaires wrestle over her…

Because models are only models in hopes of landing billionaires who want to add them to their collection..

Because billionaires really understand the needs of models, and models understand that billions of dollars buys nice things..

I’ve heard nothing but bad things about Miranda Kerr…and I believe them all..

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