Vanessa Hudgens is a dirty little girl…

I’m not just saying that because of her skin color that’s an ashy kind of obscure ethnic that looks like she’s rolled around in the mud a little…but not too much…

I’m not just saying that because I saw her pudgy little body all hairy and naked at 17…or because I saw her pudgy little body in a bikini having some threesome in attempts to rebrand herself in Spring Breakers…I’m not even saying it because she used to fuck Zac Effron up the ass with a strap on when they were forced to date for marketing…

I’m saying it because she posted a picture of her sweat stains, which is far less offensive than her posing a picture of her shit smeared toilet…or her period stained Lena Dunham panties…but still just dirty enough for me to want to sniff and/or lick whatever this post fitness, sweaty vagina with matted pubic hair she can’t maintain because it’s a hormonal thing…up…

Either way, this is weird and erotic.

The older I get, the more I like my girls filthy…literally.

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