Fat Kelly Osbourne decided to flash her ass in a thong to instagram, and unlike my instagram when I post a thong, she wasn’t deleted, because she’s Kelly Osbourne and in turn a huge TV star and by huge, I mean literally huge, I remember her in the fat years, and no matter what color her hair is, she’ll always be that hungry thing feeding…

I am sure she’s a lovely person, I mean how could someone mooning the internet, living off a trust fund, pretty much set for life, yet still working be a bad person. This is the kind of thing we want from a girl…so if anything…I should be celebrating her….yet for some reason I hate this, but I’d still buy the panties…if she was to sell them on ebay for charity…and I guess so would every Ozzy fan who loves him so much that masturbating to his daughter…is less gay and even less weird, but barely…than masturbating to him…

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