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2014

08

Jul

Amanda Seyfried’s Paddleboard Nightmare of the Day

I have very little Amanda Seyfried gossip, other than back when I used to speak to Lohan, she told me that she hated her…probably because she had the career Lohan felt was Lohan’s career…stealing jobs and shit…when she was a bit more of an it-girl…

Even I was blinded by her tits, didn’t care that she didn’t have an ass, and liked that she managed to pretend she was a legit actress by doing this hokey Disney quality love stories for tweens one month and the next month she was eating out Julianne Moore, all big titties in her face…it was like she was naked, then not naked, then naked, then not naked…it was kind of hot…

What wasn’t hot was her public image, where she really committed to being a gutter hipster who couldn’t dress, didn’t shower, and looked like she smelled like shit..but then a movie would drop and boom, I’d like her and her boring ass life again…

Now, I’m over it….I just find Amanda Seyfried awkward, hardly hot, and her tits don’t even excite me like they did…

This bikini pic for her instagram, in some high waisted, maybe she’s pregnant, bottoms, is just not cute, or fun…but weird…But even worse is knowing that not only is the board she is on long , but so is what she puts in her vagina.

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