The funny thing about Cara Delevingne, is that I actually have conversations about her in my everyday life. It’s like she’s a viral sensation, much like “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…only she’s more about “FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…thank screaming it into a news camera…just ask Michelle Rodriguez…

But for some reason, 20 year old girls love her and think she’s amazing…dudes I know who know who she is think she’s disgusting looking…and I’m on the fence…

It’s like I like to make fun of her sloppy paparazzi pics. You the ones she looks like she has a stinky pussy. I like to make fun of her average at best face and body. I like to blame nepotism and rich connected parents for putting her into the exclusive rich person party scene for her to be discovered…and I like to thank modeling for being a great excuse for trust funders who don’t like to work to use to pretend they are working…especially when it gets to the point of making money…

But the truth is, she always looks really good in photoshoots, like this one of her in bed for the Telegraph, a magazine I assume her family owns.

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