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2014

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boring Bathing Suit Line of the Day

Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money…

Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics.

This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE

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