Apparently Gwen Stefani, like so many other women and mothers…is up on this “FREE THE NIPPLE” campaign, that I have been supporting since the first time I got hard watching a mom breast feeding back in the 90s….

Unlike the other protesters, who are often times very granola eating chicks I don’t want to see the tits of, she’s not posting a close up shot on Facebook saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLE”…possibly because she’s a dude and this baby is adopted. Her husband Gavin Rossdale is kind of all about that…or because she’s not as committed to the cause as you’d expect.

It’s like bitch went to the most remote possible place she could to pull out her tit…then she told the photographer to stand half a mile back…I mean for all we know she could be breast feeding a bag of flour in a blanket with her sweater on…but I guess her intentions are good. Not to mention, I have no interest in ever seeing Gwen Stefani topless…ever…I’ll look if it happens…but I won’t like it.

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