It is kind of funny to think that two homos are fighting over this girl, considering she’s not even that hot, and there are a million girls out there – that both of them could fuck – even the one who was married to her should know by now that she’s old fucking news. Even the brand that created her knows that she’s old news. She’s just a really really overrated…ex-Victoria’s secret hooker…which is kind of part of the job description, but they don’t really like to advertise it when said hooking happens with dudes who look 14…while you’re married…it’s bad for their “We are in every mall in America catering to everyone in America” branding…in fact they frown on you when you do that…and even fire you when you do that.

That said, she doesn’t need Victoria’s Secret, or Bieber or Orlando Bloom because she’s stillgetting work…this time topless for a Jeans company…just not topless enough because I can’t see her nipples.

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