“Do you know who I am? I am Mel B. I am the Mother of Eddie Murphy’s unwanted child, and a few other kids. I am a Spice Girl. I am in a bikini. Why doesn’t anyone care. Why isn’t anyone noticing me, do they not know who I am…oh fine…I’ll just take my own bikini pic so people can see my tits and body, the same tits and body the paparazzi aren’t bothering with because I don’t matter, but will never admit that, because I’m a Spice Girl. I Spiced Up your life in 2000.”

That’s the internal dialog I assume was going through Mel B’s head when posting this picture.

Yes, pretending to be a washed up Spice Girl taking a bikini pic after a bunch of kids, is my fetish…I masturbated the entire time….

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