I guess Tara Reid is trolling us…but I can’t really be too sure.

It’s like she’s either loving all the attention she’s finally getting again, thanks to being in Sharknado, a job she probably signed up to thinking was the end for her, but was just desperate to get some income, that totally turned around for her…something she doesn’t want to let dry up like her body…

Or she knows she looks like a zombie corpse coming to eat our brains in some Springbreak themed straight to netflix low budget movie that can afford her 1000 dollar day rate, but can’t afford a make-up artist, so they’ll just ride of her malnourished body and soul, thanks to drinking, drugs and some of the worst fake tits ever bought…that she’s signed up to.

And the weird thing is that I love it. I think she thinks she looks hotter than I think she does….but in my defines I have an frail, old, leathery like a boot of a woman who has lived the beach party life 40 years too long, a real lifer, too weak to run, but never too week for body shots…fetish

I think these are her third set of bikini pics in the last 10 days…genius.

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