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2014

10

Sep

Ashlee Simpson’s in a Red Bathing Suit of the Day


Ashlee Simpson was spotted in a bathing suit..and for some reason she was hiding her vagina region. Did she have a rash? Does she have an outty? Is there damage and scar tissue from the babies and all the cock she has filled herself with in efforts to validate her existence, you know after being forced to live in her sisters shadow, always knowing she’s the failed sister, the one who had a window of opportunity to break free, but she got the shitty end of the genetics and ended up a virtual nobody…

Now I don’t care about Ashlee Simpson enough to know how that has affected her personality, her existence, the way she copes and deals with life, her social skills…but I can only imagine she’s some kind of next level delusional cunt that comes from being the girl who no one wanted to molest all while everyone around her, for her entire life, praised her older, hotter sister…

These bikini pics are a fail but I guess that’s what you’d expect with Ashlee Simpson since she on all levels is a fail…right?

But I guess she’s in Bali and you’re not, so being the sister of a rich as fuck girl…comes with never having to work a day in your life…and that’s no so bad, even if everything else about you is…

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