Adrienne Curry is up there on the worst possible fame whores to ever exist, only to not actually ever become famous, because she was a few years too early….

She won the first America’s Next Top model, which didn’t propel her into the world of Fashion like Tyra probably expected with the show, but rather into the world of selling your soul for trashy reality shows that were so insignificant that no one fucking cares that you were on them, or that you exist…

She married a guy from the Brady Bunch or some shit, and leveraged that as hard as she could, shamelessly because she’s a disgusting human…

Now she works Comicon festivals targeting nerds in Cosplay, because nerds are a loyal market, when not posting pics of her naked and half naked on the internet for attention…and the whole thing makes me ask one question…why the fuck hasn’t she done porn yet…not because I want to see her fuck, but because I want to see everyone fuck.

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