Hayden Panettiere in the above picture looks like she is in the blowjob stance and that makes me laugh, probably because she should have given the blowjob, she’s too young for this being knocked up thing, even though everyone is knocked up…

It makes me think, like most pregnancy pics, because I can’t imagine girls every actually wanting to ruin their lives with kids, since kids ruin lives, whether she had just one too many abortions to risk being barren with this one…since she’s not pushing 40 and still has a decade of fucking to do to make it count…

It also makes me think, shit pregnancy isn’t attractive…alone with all the ruined body, sleepless nights no one cares about, aging 10 years in the first 9 months, and anyone who says they love the pregnancy glow is some lonely fuck who hasn’t had the chance to knock a girl up and never will, but wishes he could so that he’d never be alone again…

Cuz anyone with eyes, see just how unnatural this whole thing is. It’s like an Alien Invasion or something.

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