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2014

25

Sep

Alyssa Barbara is Pretty Substantial of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara ….

She is from Canada and I am from Canada, so I find it weird that we haven’t crossed paths, seeing as all Canadians know each other, I think there are only 12 of us, and we are forced to get together every year at the ice Moose hunt…you know where we all compare igloos, watch hockey and eat beaver….but not the good kind…the kind that Alyssa Barbara has that I would like to eat…

All this to say, the communist regime has let me down, because I’m not snow shoeing into Alyssa Barbara’s comforting and comfortable looking arms…but she doesn’t let me down, because she made these pics that are circulating…hot, edgy but with so many curves… stuff.

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