I got in a fight with an old lady. She asked me to turn off my phone screen because the light was getting in her eye – or some other crazy scared of cancer bullshit…get in my face and I’m supposed to respect you because she’s an old lady…
So I said “I’m 3 texts away from a spread pussy pic, so if you’re not gonna show me yours, that I don’t want to see, because I hate you, I’m gonna stick with my phone”….
Because real life – is better when you have a cellphone pumping pussy pics your way.
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