Emma Watson creeps me out – because I know you weirdos have been jerking off to her since before she hit puberty. You know Harry Potter fans, just socially awkward enough, thanks to a love for Wizards, to sexualize her or at least “collect her”….to wait for her to turn 18….and I don’t think I can really see past that and I have never seen a Harry Potter movie. I just know what she represents…

I mean maybe if her editorials for Elle were a little better concept than this suburban real estate mom working on her new “casual” look for an ad she’s running…or maybe this is some Kids author working on her media kit…

This can’t be a well paid hollywood star…it’s just too fucking boring to be…especially when you consider the amount of people who masturbated to her over the years, people who would probably still masturbate to these because they feature her and that’s how nerd loyalty works ,I just think it could have been so much better…but I still wouldn’t care because Emma Watson is dull.

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