Ellie-Jean Coffey is surfer, but unlike all the skinny round ass surfers with fit bodies, she’s packing heat in her heat, up on some Kate Upton shit, all busty and shapely, and sweet as the sugar she probably likes to eat, and I’m not complaining, because with big tits, comes big tit selfie pics, whether in seat belt or not, and tits are always exciting, especially when you know those tits can rip on the waves…and spend their life in a bikini

I guess what I am saying is that, she’s a pro athlete – reminding us why her sport is the only sport worth masturbating to…

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