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2014

17

Nov

Amber Heard for GQ Russia of the Day

Homewrecker Amber Heard, who we discovered was a very weird sexter thanks to the Fappening, Amber Heard, who may only be a weird sexter thanks to Johnny Depp, who WHO WAS DRUNK AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS is half naked in GQ Russia, which I guess is as relevant as regular GQ, because there are a hell of a lot of Russians in the world, and they probably read magazines still, because broadband internet hasn’t really got through to their communism….you know now that they don’t have rationed bread and toilet paper, and the freedom to buy magazines, they eat this shit up, but then again, I have no idea what I am talking about, I just know panties in photoshoots and that’s pretty much what happened here.

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